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#just curious cause id die if an irl asked for my tumblr account#probably just me though#just tagging some of my fandoms >#wes anderson#owen wilson#stranger things#good omens#ineffable husbands#loki#lokius#ofmd#literture#media analysis#not really sorry#our flag means death#will byers#mike wheeler#byler#tumblr#polls#tumblr polls#statistics
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HUSH — Ed Warren
Summary: The feeling is forbidden, but Ed doesn’t care about it.
Pairing: Ed Warren x fem reader.
Word count: 1.3k.
Warnings: mentions of cheating and guilt, unprotected everything (pls don’t do this in real life), slut shaming, facial, dirty talk and dirty all, dark!Ed because I want him to corrupt me.
GEN MASTERLIST!
Note: another dilf i found that might help me to go through this hell called life (and writers block), patrick wilson i love you i'm sorry i didn’t give you the attention you deserved when i was 15.
The clinking of his belt can be heard through the kitchen. Your hands hold on tightly on the countertop, the surface cold against your breasts.
You bite your bottom lip to suppress a moan. His cock buried deep inside you with every buck of his hips. His big hands on your sides have a tight grip so he can maneuver you as he wants.
He has control of what you do, every single time. And you think - no, you know - this is wrong but oh, god, he feels so good.
Lorraine is out with Judy, and each time Ed knows they're out, he wastes no time on getting his hands on you. On fucking you so damn hard until he claims your body in full. Sometimes he's quick, sometimes he's not. It doesn’t matter if he cums. Ed is just chasing his pleasure, just using you. But do you really think so?
Today his wife left for a short walk in a nearby park with the little daughter, whom you took care of about a year ago. The Warrens had let you in their lives, finding you worthy of taking care of their house and the little girl, and you did enjoy their trust and company, but soon things became different.
The teasing, the snarky comments, the smirks and the longing gazes… They had to be addressed somehow, someday. But you didn’t expect it to go on like this.
A soft gasp leaves your lips, feeling his dick hitting a particular spot inside you. Ed groans, his left hand grabbing tightly your hip to push against him when your cunt throbs around his cock so deliciously he would just cum right there.
You can still feel the metal of the wedding band around his finger as he fucks you senseless. He never takes it off. Only shoves your dress and panties aside, unbuckles his pants and looks up for the nearest surface to have his way with you. And you let him do so. This time though, he took some minutes to play with your tits, licking and nipping the soft flesh, marking your breasts with his teeth and tongue like a starving man.
His left hand moves to your pussy and he softly rubs your clit with his fingers. You shiver at the cold of his ring against your most sensitive places, and you moan.
“I'm gonna cum,” you whisper, and he increases the rhythm of his thrusts, his hips snapping against the flesh of your ass. His chest touches your back, pressing you further into the surface, groaning against your ear before a light chuckle escapes his mouth.
“You cum pretty quickly,” he mocks as you clench again around his cock. Ed knows you are taking everything to hold your orgasm and he loves it. “But you cum when I say so, right?”
You moan again, louder this time once he gives a particular hard buck of his hips. Ed slides his cock out of you when there is no answer coming from your lips. And you are a whimpering mess, pressing your legs together, aching for some friction of his fingers ghosting on your cunt. But he remains still.
“Right?” he asks in your ear again. You are at the verge of crying, of begging to let you cum, and you take so long to react that he lifts his hand from your cunt and grabs your neck. There is no pressure but a firm warning of what he can do. “Right, my little slut?”
You nod desperately, and barely mumble. “Yes, sir.”
Your pussy is throbbing and your legs are starting to tremble already. You need him inside you. Your whole body aches for him and is so disgusting he has shaped you into this, but once he is pushing inside you again you forget. All you can feel is his palm resting on your throat, his cock splitting you up, his broad chest against your back… Everything is heaven. He is heaven, as much as you know this is not right, you can’t deny yourself such pleasure.
The way he had broken you and put you back again in one is just angelic. And you feel yourself at the brink of bliss again.
“Fuck, you feel so warm around me,” he moans. “So wet, so perfect…”
“Please, Ed,” you beg pathetically, almost sobbing. “Please let me cum.”
He smiles to himself. Bastard enjoys having you like this. “Cum now, doll.”
And you do as he tells, with his cock pistoning in and out, his fingers back on your clit as you clench all around him and coat his length with your juices. A stream of cries and moans fills the kitchen and Ed has to motion you to keep it low, his thrusts slowing down, but his cock remains hard.
“Shh,” he says, bringing his wet fingers to your mouth.
There is no need for a word, you suck on them tasting yourself, cleaning his digits soaked on your arousal. The metalic taste of his wedding band reminds you of what this really is. But he doesn’t care, so why would you? He made you addicted, and you don’t plan on walking away. Not when he takes such good care of you.
“Good girl,” he praises when you're done cleaning his fingers off. “Now come here, darling.”
He manhandles you so easily, lifting your upper body off the countertop and turning you around until your flushed, sweaty face meets him. He forces you on your knees, still weak from your own orgasm, and you remember he hasn't cum yet. But he is eager to. Your lips part and the tip of his dick lies heavy on your tongue as he jerks himself off, his other hand gripping the back of your head to keep you in place.
You watch attentively through your lashes as he releases his white, hot seed on your tongue and paints your face with it. Ed moans, so dark and sweet at the same time. You close your eyes, feeling some of his cum on your cheeks. His lustful gaze locks on yours for as long as he can, until he is done.
Ed observes you, down on your knees, panting for breath, your dress disheveled… Such a work of art you are, and he confirms that every time he coats you like this. He collects his cum from your face with two of his fingers and forces them down your mouth until you lick them clean. You moan softly once you are done and he admires you for a second, caressing your cheek with the palm of his hand.
It's so intimate and soft the way he touches your cheek, helping you on your feet and trying to fix your clothes as much as he can, not before squeezing your sensitive breasts again.
“You're such a perfect little plaything,” he says, pressing his forehead against yours, and you melt right away.
How can this man act like what you're doing is nothing? Why can’t you push him away and stop this? You try to find an answer but you get lost in his eyes and how they look at you. You know there is only lust in them, but you love it. The sound of the car parking outside the house alerts you and Ed fixes himself, pants and belt in its place again. Then, the main door opens. Lorraine's voice along with Judy's laugh illuminates the place as they go upstairs, the noise disappearing when they reach the bedrooms.
You look up and catch Ed's eyes, still on you.
“Does she know?” you ask.
“On our own accord,” is all he says. That doesn’t tell you anything. You want to push further. Maybe it is their agreement. Maybe you shouldn’t mess with their rules.
But this is wrong, you repeat yourself. He won’t stop and neither will you. And you know you’re just as guilty as him.
#ed warren x reader#ed warren the conjuring#ed warren x you#ed warren smut#the conjuring fanfiction#the conjuring#the conjuring universe#patrick wilson x reader#patrick wilson the conjuring#patrick wilson smut#i'm a slvt sorry#not really sorry
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back at it again with the team rocket junk
#forgot to caption this thing#its james meowth a tangela (supposed to represent wobbuffets tail also i wanted it to be a trio etc etc) wobbuffet and jessie smiley face#pokemon au#idk if theres a tag for turning characters into pokemon hehe#sorry for all the pkmn art lately but theyre kinda fun to draw also so#not really sorry#pokemon#pkmn#pikachu#meowth#krazyshipping#team rocket#metukikart#jigglypuff#rattata#oddish#venonat#diglett#poliwag#gastly#voltorb#tangela#ditto#Roserade#Scolipede#gijinka#wobbuffet
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"Do i look like H I M ? . . . "
Give it up for the father of the year everyone!
#frankenstein#mary shelly's frankenstein#adam frankenstein#frankenstein's monster#victor frankenstein#igor frankenstein#igor#henry clerval#mary shelley#animatic#i am deeply sorry#not really sorry#>:)
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Insert Spanish bad joke here (sorry not sorry)
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin alastor#hazbin lilith#lucilith#radioapple#my art#Sorry for the joke#Not really sorry#hazbin hotel fanart
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Sunday Mood
#sam and max#freelance husbands#gay#freelance police#3d render#blender#old ass meme#I'm sorry lol#Not really sorry#sam and max fanart#kaininedraws
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Sorry if you follow me for a specific thing only to received a hotpot of the most random reblog and maybe scraps of art here and there.
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ALL DAY, FOR SOME FORSAKEN REASON, I HAD THE "BLOWS UP PANCAKES WITH MIND" MEME IN MY HEAD, BUT IT WAS THIS CHAPTER OF THE MANGA.
I'M SORRY
#not really sorry#kuroshitsuji#kuroshitsuji season 4#blackbutler#kuroshitpost#ciel phantomhive#joanne harcourt
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Ok, let me just... crappy edit this...

Sorry...
#im just a crappy old lady XD#spy x family#twiyor#loidyor#spy x family twilight#loid forger#yor forger#not really sorry
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Sorry about the *angry Scottish noises* my page may be today. Fuck the royal family. Fuck the government.
#not really sorry#fuck everything#bullshit#imperialism#feral screaching#not my king#scottish independence
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i made more i'm so sorry
#not really sorry#i was doing their designs from memory so i fucked up some stuff#there are no sandals in papa louie pals#crocs supremacy#kagepro
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Can you guys stop responding to obvious rage bait. It’s really annoying atp. Sorry.
#not really sorry#you can block anonymous users by clicking the 3 dots#like actually stop responding to hateful anons 💀#you just give them a reason to keep going#I’m not in a good mood rn
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taylor swift’s songs that are kit coded based on my absolutely unbiased opinion
-mirrorball
-you’re on your own, kid
-red (like the WHOLE album is soo him)
-i almost do
-getaway car
-you’re losing me
-cruel summer
-cardigan AND august
-bejeweled
-hits different
-i wish you would
-say don’t go
-now that we don’t talk
-the story of us
-back to december
#kit herondale#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#taylor swift#shadowhunters#twp#they were supposed to be a few songs.#i ended up making a whole playlist#not really sorry#im not surving the tda reread i fear#tda#he is the taylor swift of the tsc universe
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gg allin fans need to kill themselves now
#like why are you on tumblr if you like him?#hes a nazi#and just a terrible shithead#I’m glad hes dead#gg allin fans dni#and shoot yourself while you’re at it#not really sorry#just saw some patch pants with him on there#HES NOT FUCKING PUNK
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YKW
Fuck that post
I’m writing radiohusk
Idk why I even wrote Radiodust as a option lmao
But uh sorry ig
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Erm actually, my angel wings are coming in soon the prophecies say so (o^ ^o)
#what do you even tag this#angelcore#im better than you#not really sorry#im tired i dont have a lot going on in my brain rn
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